SCO still sucks

Australian Open Source Group Dismisses SCO Linux Claims - Computer Business Review

Extreme Ironing Bureau :: Ironing under the sky

Extreme Ironing Bureau :: Ironing under the sky target="_blank" : "Welcome to the Extreme Ironing Bureau"

Games people play - May. 13, 2004

Games people play - May. 13, 2004: "CNN/Money"

Never heard of the game....GOD im getting old?

Boston.com / Business / Scrambled channels irk cable viewers

Boston.com / Business / Scrambled channels irk cable viewers: "Comcast Corp. is cracking down on a free lunch many of its Boston cable television customers have been enjoying for years."

(L) users?

beat Mario 3 in 11 min

Mario 3 beaten in 11 min

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'Spam King' gets restraining order against SpamCop | The Register

'Spam King' gets restraining order against SpamCop | The Register: "A bulk mailing company headed by notorious spammer Scott Richter has won a restraining order against anti-spam reporting service SpamCop."

There goes the neighborhood :)

New Jersey 101.5 FM Radio

New Jersey 101.5 FM Radio: "THURSDAY

80s Similar to Wednesday some sunshine with the chance of a late thunderstorm. The highest temperatures in the low or mid 80's but as usual cooler near the water


Meteorologist Alan Kasper


Every 10 minutes, 7 days a week! "


Waht a storm tonight :)

Points to ponder

POINTS TO PONDER

1. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze those dangly things
and drink whatever comes out?"


2. Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing
that comes outta it's butt."

3. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no
decent human being would eat?

4. Why is there a light in the fridge and not
in the freezer?

5. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares,
why is there a song about him?

6. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive
in the carpool lane?

7. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can
make a radio out of coconut,
why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

8. Why do people point to their wrist when
asking for the time, but don't point to their
crotch when asking where the bathroom is?

9. Why does your OB-GYN leave the room
when you get undressed if they are
going to look up there anyway?

10. Why does Goofy stand erect while
Pluto remains on all fours?
They're both dogs!

11. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money
to buy all that Acme crap, why
doesn't he just buy dinner?

12. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

13. If corn oil is made from corn,
and vegetable oil is made from vegetables,
then what is baby oil made from?

14. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

15. Is Disney World the only people trap
operated by a mouse?

16. Why do the Alphabet song and
Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the
same tune?

17. Stop singing and read on..........

18. Do illiterate people get the full
effect of Alphabet Soup?

19. Why do they call it an asteroid when
it's outside the hemisphere, but
call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your ass?

20. Did you notice that when you blow
in a dog's face, he gets mad at you,
but on a car ride, he sticks his head
out the window?

21. Does pushing the elevator button
more than once make it arrive faster?

STARDUST Technology: Aerogel

I don't even know..this is just weird

local6.com - News - DEA Agent Shoots Self During Gun Safety Class

DEA Agent Shoots Self During Gun Safety Class: "ORLANDO, Fla. -- A federal drug agent shot himself in the leg during a gun safety presentation to children and his bosses are investigating. "

what a jackass....

C FLizzo aka C Flo - One of Hip Hop's finest

C FLizzo aka C Flo - One of Hip Hop's finest

I think this guy goes to DeVry.....

Naughty gnomes made to cover up

Wed May 12,11:17 AM ET


BARNSLEY (Reuters) - A man has covered up his lewd garden gnomes with painted-on swimwear after police warned him he faced arrest for causing public offence.



While most garden gnomes fish or enact scenes of bucolic tranquillity, ex-army sergeant Tony Watson's models in Barnsley, South Yorkhire, bared their breasts and buttocks, prompting complaints from the public.

"It is an offence to display something that is insulting or likely to cause distress," a police spokeswoman said on Wednesday.

"Although some people view the gnomes as a bit of harmless fun, we have to take complaints from members of the public seriously."

One of the gnomes now sports a polka-dot bikini, said local resident John Threlkeld, who passes the gnomes every day on his way to work.

"Tony used filler and paint to cover them up," he said.

Iraq beheading dominates world media

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InfoWorld: Sasser a warning of things to come: May 07, 2004: By Paul Roberts : SECURITY

InfoWorld: Sasser a warning of things to come: May 07, 2004: By Paul Roberts : SECURITY: "Sasser a warning of things to come
Don't wait to remediate, experts advise"

you crackah's already seen this duuuuuuuuuuddddeeeeesssss

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